Not a meerkat but a kitty kat. This is Zac, my favourite cat in all the world, and he loves me. Gets you right here.
Unfortunately, he belongs not to me but to friend John and together they give the world a beautiful example of a truly symbiotic relationship fuelled by devotion and tuna.
Zac won't care but did you notice how tuna cans are labelled 'dolphin-friendly'? That's all very well, but isn't it tough on the tuna? Alas, Zac's awareness of the food chain extends only to John's shopping bags, but he is a very environmentally responsible cat, within his limits. These limits are, of course, coterminous with the edge of the litter tray, but what more can you ask of him?

